Frequently Asked Questions
1. Who is in charge of the Empire?
Emperor Sheev "The Senate" Palpatine, former Supreme Chancellor of the Senate, is now the unopposed leader of the Empire!
2. What political party system does the Empire use?
The Galactic Empire indulges in a 'One Party System' with a single party (the Imperial Party) as the sole option for voters. The Moff Council decided this would be a superior system that avoided the petty squabbling of rival politicians.
3. My husband was arrested by the ISB, when will he be returned?
That's the neat part; he won't be. Cope.
4. There are rumors about some sort of moon-battle station, are they true?
No such battle station exists. However, if it did exist, it wouldn't be destroyed by a ragtag team of insurgent pilots.
5. Can Lord Vader use magic to choke me?
"Now there are a few things we want to go over with you concerning Lord Vader. First and foremost, he thinks he has the power to strangle us. Truth is; he doesn't. If he ever realized this he would kill us with his lightsaber. Thus, to keep us safe, we'll all pretend to be strangled."
6. Where can I get a copy of The Holiday Special?
Possession of outlawed items will result in prosecution at the fullest extent of Imperial law.
7. What part of terrain will grant me a tactical advantage?
The high ground. If there is none, then try spinning, that's a good trick.
8. What's your policy on dental?
Your teeth are important to us.
9. Do you validate parking?
Not only does the Empire validate your parking, but we encourage it. The Empire have installed TIE Parking Bays every fifty parsecs to ensure that none of our employees are unable to find parking.
10. Do you provide sick leave?
Due to the average life expectancy in the Imperial Military, most people don't live long enough to get sick.